New Job Opening Humans Need Not Apply T-shirt

New Job Opening Humans Need Not Apply T-shirt

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Original price was: $29.00.Current price is: $21.97.

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Size Guide

Classic Men's T-Shirt

Size	Length	Width
S	28 in	18 in
M	29 in	20 in
L	30 in	22 in
XL	31 in	24 in
2XL	32 in	26 in
3XL	33 in	28 in
4XL	34 in	30 in
5XL	35 in	32 in

Classic Wonen's T-Shirt

Size	Length	Width	Sleeve
S	25.5 in	17.25 in	13.25 in
M	26 in	19.25 in	14 in
L	27 in	21.25 in	14.75 in
XL	28 in	23.25 in	15.75 in
2XL	28.5 in	25.25 in	16.75 in
3XL	29 in	27.25 in	17.5 in

Men's V-neck T-Shirt

Size	Length	Width
S	27.5 in	18 in
M	28.75 in	20 in
L	29.75 in	22 in
XL	30.75 in	24 in
2XL	32 in	26 in

Women V-neck T-shirt

Size	Length	Width
S	25.5 in	17.25 in
M	26 in	19.25 in
L	27 in	21.25 in
XL	28 in	23.25 in
2XL	28.5 in	25.25 in

Men's Long Sleedved T-Shirt

Size	Length	Width	Sleeve
S	27.5 in	18 in	31.75 in
M	28.75 in	20 in	33.5 in
L	29.75 in	22 in	35.25 in
XL	30.75 in	24 in	36.75 in
2XL	32 in	26 in	38.25 in

Women's Long Sleedved T-Shirt

Size	Length	Width	Sleeve
S	25.25 in	16 in	30.25 in
M	26.25 in	17 in	31.25 in
L	27.25 in	18.5 in	32.75 in
XL	28 in	19.5 in	34.25 in
2XL	28.5 in	22 in	35.25 in

Premium Men's T-Shirt

Size	Length	Width
S	28 in	18 in
M	29 in	20 in
L	30 in	22 in
XL	31 in	24 in
2XL	32 in	26 in
3XL	33 in	28 in

Premium Women's T-Shirt

Size	Length	Width
S	26.25 in	16 in
M	26.75 in	16.75 in
L	27.38 in	17.75 in
XL	28 in	18.75 in
2XL	28.62 in	19.75 in

Men's Tank Top

Size	Length	Width
S	28 in	18 in
M	29 in	20 in
L	30 in	22 in
XL	31 in	24 in
2XL	32 in	26 in

Women's Tank Top

Size	Length	Width
S	25.25 in	16.5 in
M	26.25 in	17.5 in
L	27.25 in	19 in
XL	28 in	20 in
2XL	28.5 in	22.5 in

Unisex Sweater

Size	Length	Width	Sleeve
S	27 in	20 in	33.5 in
M	28 in	22 in	34.5 in
L	29 in	24 in	35.5 in
XL	30 in	26 in	36.5 in
2XL	31 in	28 in	37.5 in
3XL	32 in	30 in	38.5 in
4XL	33 in	32 in	39.5 in
5XL	34 in	34 in	40.5 in

Unisex Hoodie

Size	Length	Width	Sleeve
S	27 in	20 in	33.5 in
M	28 in	22 in	34.5 in
L	29 in	24 in	35.5 in
XL	30 in	26 in	36.5 in
2XL	31 in	28 in	37.5 in
3XL	32 in	30 in	38.5 in
4XL	33 in	32 in	39.5 in
5XL	34 in	34 in	40.5 in

Kid T-tshirt

Size	Length	Width	Sleeve	Note
XS	20.5 in	16 in	13.5 in	4-5 years
S	22 in	17 in	14.5 in	6-7 years
M	23.5 in	18 in	15.5 in	8-9 years
L	25 in	19 in	16.5 in	10-11 years
XL	26.5 in	20 in	17.5 in	12-13 years

Kid Sweatshirt

Size	Length	Width
XS	19 in	16 in
S	21 in	17 in
M	22 in	18 in
L	24 in	19 in
XL	25 in	20 in

Estimated arrival

Aug 14

Aug 15 - Aug 17

Aug 21 - Aug 24

Wear What You Believe In: New Job Opening Humans Need Not Apply T-shirt

What you wear should reflect what you believe. The New Job Opening Humans Need Not Apply T-shirt is more than just a t-shirt – it's a reminder that your values matter. Your voice matters. And your message deserves to be seen, heard, and felt – wherever you go.

Each shirt is made from high-quality Bella+Canvas and Comfort Colors® materials – soft to the touch, gentle on the skin, and built to last. With our state-of-the-art DTG printing process, every design stays bold and beautiful, wash after wash. It’s a product of care, just like the message it carries.

One Message, Global Impact

We believe in unity beyond borders. That’s why the New Job Opening Humans Need Not Apply T-shirt is available to order worldwide. Whether you're in a city apartment or a quiet town, you can carry your beliefs with you – on your chest and in your heart.

Fast Processing, Trusted Shipping

We respect your time and your passion. That’s why we process all orders within 1–3 business days. For US deliveries, shipping takes just 5–7 business days. International orders typically arrive within 1–2 weeks, depending on your location.

Affordable Shipping, Always Clear

Spreading a message shouldn’t cost a fortune. Here’s what to expect when you check out:

United States:

Free shipping on your second item or more
Flat rate of $5.99 for your first item

International Orders:

Free shipping when buying 2 or more items
Flat rate of $7.99 for most global destinations

Need more details? Visit our Shipping Policy page for everything laid out clearly.

Styles That Fit Every Voice: New Job Opening Humans Need Not Apply T-shirt

However you express yourself, we’ve got a style to match your energy:

Classic T-shirt – for everyday comfort
Premium T-shirt – sleek, soft, and strong
V-Neck – relaxed with a clean look
Tank Top – perfect for warm days and bold moves
Men’s Long Sleeve – confidence for cooler days
Women’s Long Sleeve – effortless style, all season
Unisex Hoodie – cozy, powerful, timeless
Unisex Sweatshirt – simple comfort that speaks loud

Most items are 100% cotton – because comfort is non-negotiable. Have questions? We’re here for you anytime.

Ordering is Easy. We’re Here to Help.

Ordering the New Job Opening Humans Need Not Apply T-shirt is simple and secure. US customers can expect delivery within 5–7 business days. European orders may take 12–15 business days. Wherever you are, we’re with you every step of the way.

Need assistance? Our friendly support team is happy to help. Reach out and we’ll get back to you quickly.

Made with Purpose. Guaranteed with Integrity.

Because every New Job Opening Humans Need Not Apply T-shirt is made-to-order, we can’t accept returns for issues like wrong size, color, or design selection. But if there’s a problem with print or production, we’ll replace it – free of charge. That’s our promise.

Our Refund and Return Policy has all the info – it’s honest and straightforward.

Your Voice Deserves to Be Seen: Order New Job Opening Humans Need Not Apply T-shirt Today

This shirt is more than fabric. It’s a symbol. A statement. A part of your journey. The New Job Opening Humans Need Not Apply T-shirt is for those who dare to care, to speak, to stand. Don’t wait to make your message visible. Order now and let the world know who you are.

Brand	Festivetees USA LLC
Manufacturer	Festivetees USA LLC